posted by: audra
i was milling through an online gossip rag, in the celebrity fashion section. embarrassing, right? where the fuck do they find these trolls?! the critics, i mean. seriously! they just don’t know their shit. at all. and it got me so worked up & so fucking pissed that i couldn’t handle another second & had to put it to work. i know it’s not vogue or harper’s…but it still just made me so mad! let’s look…
exhibit a: lady gaga. i’m not wild about her in general, but really admire her fashion courageousness. she’s always in some costume-y ensemb & almost always looks stunning. i really liked this one, & the caption on it was this:
“love her or hate her, there’s no denying lady gaga’s unique sense of style. however, in this particular case, unique doesn’t mean fabulous; it means ugly.”
i swear to you, if i owned this dress & it didn’t exacerbate the genetic betrayal that is my legacy…it would be the going-out dress! the sunglasses are retarded, but the hat & dress are just so. fucking. cute. love. i’m just livid they didn’t even mention the designer’s name. of course!
exhibit b: madonna in louis vuitton. i’ve mentioned this one before, and this was actually found in the “worst of the year” section. it’s green! feathers! vuitton! madonna! sigh…
exhibit c: mary-kate olsen. it’s my girl! and here they were ragging on her for her “pale skin” & looking like “courtney love”…and i love me some courtney, but this had malicious intent. that’s two fucking blows to my heart in one photo! m-k looks so amazing here…and her pale skin? it’s healthy & not sun-damaged or spray-tanned! gross! stop doing that, you guys! pasty is tasty!
exhibit d: rachel bilson. delicious. i love her…so gorgeous. in this one they couldn’t stop ragging on her “hiding her frame under a foul phillip lim creation” & “clunky christian louboutin booties”. ten bucks says that if she would’ve been wearing something form-fitting or whatever, they would have said she should…you know, “eat something”… sigh!
exhibit e: drew barrymore. here she’s at the premiere of the grey gardens remake. i hate drew. i really, really do…but she looks really film-appropriate here, don’t you think? never mind the horrendously awful little edie portrayal she did…the dress & hairpiece are lovely. edie would’ve loved it, too!
exhibit f: bobby trendy. say yes for pink! he’s obnoxious, but i adore him. and admire anyone who would wear this out. fucking rad!
exhibit f: kat von d. love! so fucking hot: she wears tons of makeup, has tons of tattoos, wears mostly black & is terribly good-looking. what is not to love?! this website in question called her an “exhibitionist” & told her to “put her shirt back on”. and then! one asshole made this comment on the photo: “i love her too but she is getting a little chubby and needs to give up those pants!” for real! god, i hate people.
there. i feel much better now. it’s just all very frustrating… whilst watching red carpet events on the telly, celebrities get ragged on for looking boring like this…but chastised when taking fashion risks like this. so exhausting! wear what you want, my little fashion tartlettes! and for god’s sake, if you see a fashion blogger who rips apart my dita like this…turn your christian lacroix’d ass around & head the other direction. good night.