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a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips

posted by:  audra

i’ve read this phrase twice today.  on two completely different, unrelated blogs.  curious!  is it a sign, perhaps?  god, i hope not.  after reading it not once, but twice, i was absolutely starving to the point of passing out.  well…not really,but i thought i might if i didn’t eat a cookie immediately.

and i don’t even like cookies.  especially ones that come out of wrappers, but i didn’t really have any other options at the time.  so, i nibbled a bit & ended up tossing most of it.  packaged cookies are always disappointing.  totally a bad idea!

i felt better about disposing the remaining bits, but felt gross & disgusted with myself immediately.  not that my diet is the greatest, but i don’t go around eating shitty cookies all day for god’s sake!  or ever, for that matter.  i went to the powder room & brushed my teeth & tongue harder than i have in awhile, which reminded me of the receding gum line i’ve produced by doing just that.  fuck.

anyway, ‘a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips’ would just not shut the fuck up in my head.  does anyone else get that?  phrases or words stuck in your head on repeat, like getting a song in your head?  is that normal?  i started replaying it constantly, & now i totally believe it.  it is true.  even if you burn it all off doing yoga booty ballet, there are still traces of that fucking cookie in your system forever, probably, right?!

i couldn’t think about anything else at this point, so i investigated the phrase further…just to learn more about this smug, impossibly thin whorelette who thought she was so clever rhyming lips & hips.   come on, any retard could come up with that.

so, i googled the phrase origin.  i visualized an image of a pert, young thing dining on pomegranate seeds & water emerging.

instead, i got this.

yes, kids.  ceruleanbutterfly.com is a pro-anorexia/bulimia website that promotes eating disorders.  wait!  there is a correction on the home page:

In the beginning, we were associated more with the ‘pro-anorexia’ movement; however over the years, as our site has grown and developed, our stance has changed. We now consider our site to be not ‘pro-anorexia’, but ‘pro-reality’. Our mission is to educate people from all backgrounds about what exactly an eating disorder is, as well as providing knowledge of the dangers and threats associated with the issue.

fine.  blah, blah, blah…  and i know that everything exists on the internet, but it’s still appalling.  jesus, the quotes?  it appears that they have removed them from their main website, or whatever…but still.  i love annas & skinny bitches just as much as the next gal, but who really wants to nestle their head betwixt the thighs of a girl with a life philosophy like this:

Starvation is fulfilling. Colors become brighter, sounds sharper, odors so much more savory and penetrating that inhalation fills every fibre and pore of the body. The greatest enjoyment of food is actually found when never a morsel passes the lips.

what the fuck ever!  her hip bone would totally take an eye out!  clearly this poor girl is an idiot, & clearly she has never eaten a piece of bloody lamb with a glob of triple crème brie.  it’s exhausting just thinking of all the deprivation.

that’s my rant for the evening, loves.  i’m starving, & i suspect i’ll be grilling some brats with bleu cheese, just to spite that fucking cookie from this morning…and that god damn phrase.

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