posted by: audra
sam was watching the news the other night, & scurried in to tell me to google mary-kate’s interview magazine spread for march. anyone else but m-k, & i probably would have finished what i was doing first…but for her, everything stops.
christopher bollen interviews the better olsen twin in the march issue of interview. i’m so, so excited for this…the photographs look amazing. can she look any hotter? really? all pasty & tasty with her platinum blonde hair & smoky eye-makeup…? sigh! i just want to snap off her little bony fingers & eat them one by one whilst stroking her big head & gazing into her gigantic elfin eyes. so delicious:
the wordpress police wouldn’t let me post the video of the photoshoot, & i think interview has already taken it down anyway… but you should take but a second to skim part of the interview here. so good. you won’t be sorry. i promise! oh, and p.s… remember when i was fretting about m-k being pregnant, months ago? i’m so, so relieved those rumors proved to be false. it looks like she slimmed down some, too. thank heavens.
my top five favorite gifts baby jeebus bought me this year(!):
betsey johnson booties from sam...so fucking darling. hot pink polka dots inside!
just look at the soles of these! so cute it's gross.
influence by mko & ao. even radder than expected.
lambskin cate adair clutch. lavender inside!
documentary of cynthia plaster caster(!)
so, i’ve been seeing on the news & in the tabloids lately that mary-kate olsen has really been packing on the pounds. not that i read the tabloids, but when i’m loading up the conveyor belt with cheese & beer, i like to skim the headlines. when i saw that m-k was getting “fat” (indeed her weight skyrocketed past 100 lbs – really!) i picked a copy up & actually considered purchase.
it breaks my heart, this new m-k. some sources are speculating that she is “preggers”. i hate that word so, so much, and to see it printed in the same sentence as mary-kate’s name…it makes me sick. i like to think that she’s just been going out for too many tcby runs. just look at how excited she is with that gigantic bag of frozen yogurt…
i’m not sure where this next side-by-side photograph is from, but i do recall the website quoting star inthe article. so who knows how accurate it is…but look at how gross fat/pregnant mary-kate is:
typically i like a gal with some extra squishy stuff around the sides, but this just seems wrong. i love my m-k super-skinny, sickly & teetering on ridiculously high heels. i want her popping pills, smoking cigarettes & getting 2 hours of sleep every night. i love me an anna, & i’m not sure if i can deal with this. if the pregancy rumors are true, i have a backup obsession: model jessica stam. i got bored of karen elson. or, i could always go back to dita. we’ll see…