Take a glimpse into the world of music, film, fashion, art, food & everything betwixt.

Meet the authors…


i love vintage stuff, hot dogs with mustard & foie gras.  i live for well made films & good music.  i read cookbooks like novels, drink like judy garland & my favorite movie is who’s afraid of virginia woolf? look, sweetheart, i can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don’t worry about me.  if i could eat my makeup, i would; either way, it feeds me. startlingly gorgeous couture makes me weak, & i’d give my ovaries away to meet alexander mcqueen.  the only children i want will have four legs & bark.  big dogs with meaty heads.  i take my friends very, very seriously.  you fuck with them, i’ll fuck you up.  current obsessions include super-models from the 1950s, bad pop music, & seeing how long i can get my bangs before they rub off a brow.  85% or more of my closet is filled with black clothing & i rarely wear flats.  i love b-movies, horror movies & ridding myself of body hair.  truffles; not the chocolate kind.  patti smith & pj harvey.  false eyelashes.  fluorescent lighting is never good, & neither are flip-flops.  they do not go with everything.  and never wear necklaces with turtlenecks.  it looks stupid.  and i really, really hate baby backpacks!


SamOne day in the late mid-eighties, I was in my early late-twenties. I had just been dismissed from University after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock ‘n’ roll entitled ‘You, Kant, Always Get What You Want.’  I live for well made film & music.  I don’t play sports, I play the radio.  Self-indulgent, willful, dirty-minded, liquor-ridden…  I enjoy really inappropriate humor and laugh at things that aren’t meant to be funny.  David Bowie is my favorite artist of all time.  To round out the top five in no particular order: PJ Harvey, Depeche Mode, The Raveonettes and The Jesus and Mary Chain.  I’ll eat just about anything with curry in it.  Or on it.  Favorite movie of all time = Hedwig and the Angry Inch.  Probably.  I have a scar in the shape of the Playboy bunny on my hand.  I think spelling words wrong on purpose is funny.  I’m addicted to YouTube.  I like a girl with caked up makeup – in the sunshine smoking a cigarette to pass the time – who wakes up to a bottle of wine on the nightstand – bites and scratches the blinds…

2 responses to “About

  1. Is it amusing that I just now made the art to choke on/artichoke connection?
    anyway, I like it.

  2. art to choke on

    What’s even more amusing is, I’ve become so used to ‘art to choke on’… I have a hard time reading/saying artichoke now. Sad, but true.

    Glad you’re enjoying!


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