Category Archives: food
talk of hot dogs, bladder infections & half-assed movie reviews
posted by: audra good evening, lovelies. did everyone have a blow-your-head-off/i-just-ate-16-hot-dogs-awesome father’s day weekend? i did. except there were no wieners involved whatsoever. this time. at least in the frankfurter sense. i managed to avoid all processed meats and processed … Continue reading
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a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
posted by: audra i’ve read this phrase twice today. on two completely different, unrelated blogs. curious! is it a sign, perhaps? god, i hope not. after reading it not once, but twice, i was absolutely starving to the point of … Continue reading
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a town called malice
posted by: audra well, kittens… what is everyone doing this weekend? gallivanting gayly through the woods? going on a three-day drinking/show bender? attending a housewarming thrown by one of the best party-throwers you know? using the pedegg for the first … Continue reading
queers, five years & saturday’s mistake: the conclusion
posted by: audra i was so starving & pissed at this point, & had consumed enough wine that i snapped. mid-shot, i interrupted his photo-taking & hissed, “excuse me, are you going to be doing that all night?” i did! … Continue reading
queers, five years & saturday’s mistake: part two
posted by: audra …because apparently, the “cash thing” is “an asshole”…at least according to the girl behind the bar. finally, the “cash thing” spits out a receipt disguised as an error code, which prompts bar girl to call her manager, … Continue reading
queers, five years & saturday’s mistake: part one
posted by: audra good evening, my little tartlettes! i do hope you all had a swell weekend. and since you’ve been biting your nails down to the quick in anticipation of what we did over our weekend, i’ll tell you … Continue reading
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