Category Archives: fashion
the dress
posted by: audra the other…week, i went to see a very dear friend at the vintage store at which she’s employed. my first plan of action was to see her face; the second was to find something spectacular to wear … Continue reading
bad faux-mance
posted by: audra uh oh, babies…i discovered today that i’ve committed a majorly terrible fashion faux-pas. and before you go snickering about my white socks with hot pink sequined flats, cuffed jeans & furry coat…THAT was in the privacy of my own … Continue reading
spring 2010 ready-to-wet-your-knickers
posted by: audra oh my god, how i’ve missed style.com! seriously, i haven’t even been looking at stuff…that’s how pathetic i’ve been. and today? i went through all the spring 2010 ready-to-wear collections. some were way disappointing, like marchesa. ugh. … Continue reading
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shoe trouble
posted by: audra i didn’t think it was going to happen there for awhile, but! i have finally taken my beloved shoes into my favorite cobbler. i attempted to take my broken, beloved shoes to the cobbler. last night i … Continue reading
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excess baggage
posted by: audra this fucker has let me down. look at him, so smug with that retarded stephen sprouse graffiti! but let’s make this snappy; i’m in a big hurry to get drunk before 11 & finish my augusten burroughs … Continue reading
baggy jeans, man-skirts &….flannel!
posted by: audra boo-fucking-hoo, you guys! you knew that the serious side of me — the “real me”, or whatever — wasn’t going to stick around forever, right? i could use a healthy dose of shallow right now, couldn’t you?! … Continue reading
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style icon: dita von teese
posted by: audra well, you all should know by now that i absolutely adore dita. the queen of burlesque. i love her so, so much that i would happily skin her alive & fucking wear her. i daydream about it … Continue reading
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style icon thursday: peggy bundy
posted by: audra yes! peg bundy! i was up real late one night watching the telly & happened upon married with children. i did sort of miss the show…but most of all i rediscovered peggy bundy & how awesomely rad … Continue reading
