Category Archives: Diary
another 4-letter word…
posted by: audra rain. when i first moved to pdxoxo, i hated the rain. i mean, hated. i remember a particular instance–circa spring 2000–heading into safeway with sam, walking across the parking lot. it was raining. hard. i said, “god, i … Continue reading
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the dress
posted by: audra the other…week, i went to see a very dear friend at the vintage store at which she’s employed. my first plan of action was to see her face; the second was to find something spectacular to wear … Continue reading
i can’t believe i dyed my hair & shaved my legs for THIS…
posted by: audra the most preciously icky thing just happened to me: a job interview gone totally horrible. it went something like this… 10:27 am: i leave the house, perfectly pressed & polished. 10:45 am: arrive at destination really early. … Continue reading
dix
posted by: audra so, babies…it’s nice to be back, yes?! i’m happy, you’re happy…and i can’t tell you how many “thank-yous” i’ve gotten for posting again. actually, that’s a lie; i can…and it’s 3. but that’s better than nothing, right?! … Continue reading
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le fucking heat wave
posted by: audra oh, my little sweat-drenched parakeets…i am so. over. summer. i’ve gone on & on about my distaste for hot, sunny weather before, but we’re in the throes of hell & i’m about to fucking lose it. yesterday’s local … Continue reading
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goodwill cuntington
posted by: audra did you enjoy the play-by-plays of the vadge doctor experience? of course you did! everyone loves hearing about speculums & globs of blood flying out of a vagina! or at least i do. just sayin’. i think … Continue reading
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vadge of honor
posted by: audra sigh…oh my god, you guys! we’ve been so lame. i think about blogging every day & nothing comes. nothing! i knew that bitching about broken shoes & such would get old. and whilst i can’t think of … Continue reading
halloween in july & public urination
posted by: audra inhale deeply, babycakes! do you smell that? yes, that! it’s sweat! probably inner-thigh sweat! and gunpowder! or whatever the fuck they put into firecrackers! resonating off of the stupid fucks who still think it’s awesome to be … Continue reading
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excess baggage
posted by: audra this fucker has let me down. look at him, so smug with that retarded stephen sprouse graffiti! but let’s make this snappy; i’m in a big hurry to get drunk before 11 & finish my augusten burroughs … Continue reading
